FOLLOW | DASHBOARD    facebook | Twitter    Archive | Email    ASK

Birds are weird.


It seems that you have come across a rambunctious tumbleblog that just rubs you the wrong way. Maybe it's because the blogger, TYLENOLWALRUS, is claiming that our favorite feathery friends are an odd sort. This isn't a statement you agree with.

In fact, you're rubbed a little too hard. You're pretty pissed!

Anyway, what will you do?

> Reader: Holy shit! That guy's kicking a fetus!

Start Over | Go Back | Go Forward



Posted at 10:02pm on February 15th - 1 NOTES


Posted at 9:23pm on January 29th - 0 NOTES

true love is when you shave each others’ pubes



Posted at 10:48pm on January 28th - 372243 NOTES

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re

(Source: meme4u)




Posted at 10:41pm on January 28th - 0 NOTES

Okay imagine if animals noises were the kind of animal they were.
>knocking on door
DOG DOG DOG DOG
Guy: Shut up Spot it’s just Jessica
DOG DOG DALMATIAN DOG



Posted at 12:21am on January 26th - 1 NOTES
#animal crossing 

In Animal Crossing: New Leaf when you catch a fish it gives you a shitty fish joke or pun and just goddamn this game



Posted at 12:55pm on January 15th - 4404 NOTES

whatpumpkin:

Just a reminder that we’ll be at ANIMATE! MIAMI this weekend, January 17th-19th. And remember, the talented Shelby Cragg will be with us! :D

We’ll be bringing along some nifty stuff with us, including Scalemates, Consorts, Lunch Boxes, Vinyl Figurines… and a few other things, too. 

Some person I invented: “Wait, you’re selling Beta Kids Vinyl Figurines at ANIMATE! MIAMI?!”

Me: “Yup!”

Same person I invented: “… -_- …”

Me: “hehehe… erhm… I guess now is a good time to tell you that we’ll be putting up the Vinyl Figurines on whatpumpkin.com within the next few days, and that they won’t be pre-orders. Just normal, ready to ship orders.” 

Hope to see you lovely people there! 



Let’s make Aradia the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.
Posted at 8:46pm on January 14th - 10367313 NOTES

kuurion:

parenyzia:

insanecapricorn:

the-way-dean-looks-at-cas:

image

You guys do realize that the Supernatural fandom is real fucking close to making sure that dude in gym shorts is the most reblogged pic right?

HOW THE FUCK DOES A HOMESTUCK POST HAVE OVER 7M NOTES

We’re beating the Dean in gym shorts pic!

It’s at 7,867,609.

Aradia’s at 7,867,618.

it’s so close

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)



Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
Posted at 8:40pm on January 14th - 10367313 NOTES

mauraders-trap:

takeflightlittlebird:

cccuunnnt:

the-legend-of-hetalia:

awindowtothewest:

the-queen-of-anchors:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

image

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES

reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .

If you follow me and you don’t reblog this, we’re gonna have a little issue.

I will 500% judge you if you don’t Reblog

More people reblogged this than there are in my state??

More people reblogged this than there are in my COUNTRY??

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)



Posted at 7:27pm on January 14th - 23366 NOTES

(Source: noctaelum)



Posted at 7:17pm on January 14th - 2031 NOTES

madocallie:

as i promised, i drew trickster!calliope ouo;;
she’s transparent too!

madocallie:

as i promised, i drew trickster!calliope ouo;;

she’s transparent too!




Posted at 7:10pm on January 14th - 34 NOTES
#homestuck 

Homeskeet.

>John: Go to the window.

>Hussie: Go to the wall.



Posted at 12:02pm on November 29th - 25218 NOTES

A bitch lives as free as a bird that can never be caught. I’m a bitch. I don’t give a fuck about hymens or demons. I’ll crush anyone who stands in my way! Get it into your tiny little head! I’m the bitchy angel, Panty, and I do whatever the hell I want! 

(Source: kagamikuro)



Posted at 12:02pm on November 29th - 2717 NOTES

thegoddamazon:

LMFAO OMGGGGG AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

thegoddamazon:

LMFAO OMGGGGG AHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

(Source: nosdrinker)




Posted at 12:02pm on November 29th - 62356 NOTES

fukkkres:

image

get back in the kitchen you wench

image

image

here ur sandwich bitch nigga



Posted at 12:02pm on November 29th - 11214 NOTES

Contrary to popular belief, you are not here to collect men or sugar! So focus and stop actin’ like fatass hos!



Start Over | Go Back | Go Forward

This is a nonsensical blog about nothing by Tylenolwalrus. Anybody with that name has to fucking insane right? Yeah, pretty much. I like Homestuck, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Tool, Fallout, and other random shits that fade in and out of my brain.

~pull me into your perfect circle~

If you have trouble with the top links, just click them and delete the tumblr url. Now press Enter. Wacky theme hijinks averted! Level up!

-- --

Layout inspired by MS Paint Adventures.
Layout created by Teyuss.